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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

Sorry for disturbing you at this time…
if you are free now…
if you in good mood now….
if you have no work…
then please delete this message.

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Memon: Meri Biwi Bohat Fazool Kharach Hai.

Jab Se Shadi Hui Hai Roz 100, 200 Rupay Mangti Hai.

Dost: Woh In Paison Ka Karti Kya Hai?

Memon: Kya Pata! Maine Kabhi Diye He Nahi.

Ghum may b muskarana ata ha
Humey dard ko chupana ata hai
Ek hamara sms hai jo roz jata hai
Aur ek Aapka SMS hai jo
WORLD CUP ki tarha 4 saal baad aata hai

A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge
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LADY:your honor plz let me go i am a school teacher i am getting late for my class.
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JUDGE:aahaa so u r a teacher,i have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down”I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”500 times…(‘,’)

PATHAN BIOLOGY KA PRACTICAL KARTY HOY:
EXAMINER NY 1 BIRD KI TANG DIKHAI OR POCHA TANG DEKHO OR BIRD KA NAM BATAO.
PATHAN:I DON’T NO
EXAMINER:U R FAIL APNA NAM BATAO
PATHAN:AB TUM HAMARA TANG DEKHO OR HAMARA NAM BATAO.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.